Ask The Magic NHL 8 Ball

We’re still in The Strunk in Blue Jacket Land.  We all need answers.  There’s only one thing to do:

Ask the Magic NHL 8 Ball…why didn’t we think of this earlier?

Hold the Magic NHL 8 Ball in both hands…you must be wearing some spirit gear (hat, jersey any item Union Blue) to make the connection stronger…think Columbus Blue Jackets…focus on a specific question…player, game or special team…ask your question and turn over this amazing collection of hockey insight…

question:  Will Filatov ever return?

Not until he can handle the car seat better…road trips were hell on that child…

question:  Will other teams stop hitting Rick Nash in the face?  Will a penalty ever be called?

Not until they kill him.  Apparently not, so it would seem…and that was two questions…the NHL 8 ball forgives you…

question:  When will Mason be himself again?

Ask  again later

question:  Should we fear Detroit on Friday?

All signs point to yes

question:  Should we all hate Detroit?

Who gives a shard about Detroit?  Just play.

question:  Will Arniel ever smile?

Unclear at this time

question:  Will the power-play ever recover?

Ha-ha, ha ha ha…uh, heh..ahh-ha-ha….

question:  Will Dorsett be sent to the box on Friday?

You really are an idiot…

question:  Will the Jackets wear the third jerseys on Friday?

Magic NHL 8 Ball begs no

question:  What will happen to the standings in the Western Conference?

Gaaahh…so close…asking a question like that makes Magic NHL 8 Ball want to hurt you.  Put me down and go bother the NHL Tarot deck…